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If Cars Could Talk
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Приєднався 20 вер 2011
I'm Dyllon, and I don’t care about MPG or if you can fit groceries in the trunk. I care about telling the stories they would, if cars could talk.
BURGER MS JB1 Plug In Tune Took 20MINS And Made My VW GLI A MONSTER!!
So I bought a daily. Something not too in you face but that could still melt you face when you punched it.
My VW MK7 GLI is a fantastic car all around except for that melt your face part. Thanks to the gents at Burger Motorsports that juxtapositional mission of speed and spaciousness was accomplished and with just 3 plugs and 20mins!
I chose the JB1 option just below their flag ship JB4 software but it certainly didn't make the car feel second rate and I loved the ease of install and the difference it made. I have some other sports cars and I find myself craving getting in a Jetta just the same!
POWER OUTPUT
Stock: 228HP and 258FT
35BHP+ and 45FT+
JB1: 263HP and 303FT
If you would like to purchase this software hit the link below!
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burgertuning.com/collections/bms-stage-1/products/group-2-vw-ea888-tuner?variant=21189714499
Thanks for all your support so far. Your comments, views, and likes light a fire under my ass to always improve and bring you these videos.
Oh and if you haven't already, SUBSCRIBE! ;)
Cheers,
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F O L L O W M E
Follow Dyllon elsewhere... @ifcarscouldtalk
Website: Under Construction
Instagram: if_car_could_talk
Facebook: ifcazcouldtalk
Twitter: ifcarscouldtalk
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M Y E Q U I P M E N T S E T U P
This is the cheapest equipment you can get for the best possible result!
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Multi-Battery Charging Kit: amzn.to/2SmiX02
Flood Light: amzn.to/2yzB0b8
Mini Tripod: amzn.to/2CFpSMs
Full Sized Tripod: amzn.to/2CGiYqr
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My VW MK7 GLI is a fantastic car all around except for that melt your face part. Thanks to the gents at Burger Motorsports that juxtapositional mission of speed and spaciousness was accomplished and with just 3 plugs and 20mins!
I chose the JB1 option just below their flag ship JB4 software but it certainly didn't make the car feel second rate and I loved the ease of install and the difference it made. I have some other sports cars and I find myself craving getting in a Jetta just the same!
POWER OUTPUT
Stock: 228HP and 258FT
35BHP+ and 45FT+
JB1: 263HP and 303FT
If you would like to purchase this software hit the link below!
________________________________________________________________________
burgertuning.com/collections/bms-stage-1/products/group-2-vw-ea888-tuner?variant=21189714499
Thanks for all your support so far. Your comments, views, and likes light a fire under my ass to always improve and bring you these videos.
Oh and if you haven't already, SUBSCRIBE! ;)
Cheers,
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
F O L L O W M E
Follow Dyllon elsewhere... @ifcarscouldtalk
Website: Under Construction
Instagram: if_car_could_talk
Facebook: ifcazcouldtalk
Twitter: ifcarscouldtalk
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
M Y E Q U I P M E N T S E T U P
This is the cheapest equipment you can get for the best possible result!
Camera: amzn.to/2CDdGMp
Wide Angle Lens: amzn.to/2ShxTwu
Lapel Microphone: amzn.to/2D4AsOd
Microphone: amzn.to/2CF7jrP
Wind Sock: amzn.to/2yArrbH
High Rate Memory Cards: amzn.to/2SjXhSn
Multi-Battery Charging Kit: amzn.to/2SmiX02
Flood Light: amzn.to/2yzB0b8
Mini Tripod: amzn.to/2CFpSMs
Full Sized Tripod: amzn.to/2CGiYqr
Equipment Bag: amzn.to/2D48d23
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Rich prick
You do know that these cars have an electric engine tok right?? 5:45
Thank You.
Another reviewer who loves the sound of his own voice more than giving us facts. As for wearing a mask, that will not protect you anyway, outdoors.....Really!
How exciting!! So happy for you!!
Zzzzzzz BS
This idiot is the exact demographic bmw aimed for losers who thought a mini cooper engine represented a "super car"
The car is one thing the loser speaking would be something i couldnt stand for the duration of the video nvm his sad last 40 years i feel so bad for his family
Blam bla,bla sick person
Well crap, as much as I like honey, I'm so tired of washing a car and having it covered in dozens of bee poops before I even finishing drying it (let alone getting to wax it). Rad car(s) btw.
How have you had it for 3 years and still don’t know how to get in or out of it? No wonder those seats look beaten up.
God I hate these fucking things
Awesome video
Get a cover for the car that's my best advice
This is the most BS car review I've ever seen. Just give up
From the south coast of England, thank you for keeping many of my neighbours in gainful employment. That old Aston is possibly the most beautiful car ever made.
I guess silver/gray are only colors with less bee poo?
I love that this goes like stink and there's not a single pop, bang or crackle. I'm getting an F83 soon and would pay to have that crap removed.
Waste of time..
Funny guy 😂glad I watched
JUST TO BEAUTIFUL
What was that intro 💀
Depending on age and condition I’d budget $5k per year for repairs and maintenance
lol you sound like Steven crowder😂
Fun, informative video. Thank you. The moral of your story: buy the best one you can find and keep $20k put aside for the 'what ifs' - or 'whens'.
Doug Jr.....LOL
Bad acting
is this O.E.M. or custom?
Beautiful car, but if I was gonna get something like that , I’d probably go for Porsche 911 rather than Bentley …
hilarious lol. are you still doing these? thinking of swapping my high mileage lotus for a high mileage aston
6 minuts and 42 seconds' not 5
It is the most beautiful car ever made still
You didn’t say fuck shit about maintaining your sled ! You just bullshit us throughout the whole video! Delete it and start over, and don’t publish it until you get it right!
Welcome to SoCal... We love it here
Thank you bro. In this video I find my query about this yellow small droop from sky.
He can't even pronounce Maserati.
I find that UA-cam container creators haven't been born from the same mother...you will need to jump a few good minutes before to hear anything related with the title.
Thank you for the info, have you changed the tires from Bridgestone to other ones? Also sorry what do you mean redid the clutch for $300 thank you Great looking car, great color too you put that color on other card it doesn’t look the same cheers
See the white truck man behind the rolls Royce 😂
have had a 2006 qp v8 forever its been great ! may try and trade for a trofeo qp if i can pick one off.
Hi ma'am, how are you?
Nothing like having a 20-something lecture you about a rental car he'll never own.
I love the color, I got the same 2013 GTS in black. It is not a cheap car to drive, but it is a lot of fun.
I agree with @georgeswanson7937, mine is a 2007 and I just love it. It's simple and at the same time sophisticated, have some old crap (nav unit) which I don't use, lovely manual gear box, a gem of an engine, perfect weight distribution, a chassis stiffer than most and looks beyond compare. Nothing is ever 100%, but this one ticks all my boxes and retirement is a long way off.
Not a single dollar figure mentioned after 8:00 full minutes of NOTHING.
Buy a Bimmerlink is the only correct answer...Take a shot everytime he says M4... I have a 23 m4 competition convertible in Brooklyn Grey with bloody guts and I dont think ive said M4 this many times in my life... Try saying car lol
The guy in the soccer van behind showing the middle fingers coz he could never afford a Rolls' wheel 💀
Is M mode just sport plus?
it's NOT 10,000-12,000 worker bees to a single drone. He truly is an idioott, it varies, but it can be upwards of 1/3 of the population. An entire hive is upwards of 40,000. In his scenario, a hive would have ONLY 4 drone bees. Mr. PhD truly is a complete moron (regarding bees).
They're not 'pellets' as you say. & it's not (as you showed) normally like that bee with the runny poo (that one was more than likely sick) They simply are SOoOOooo many bees that they randomly poo on everything. Place your car near a hive (or my house) and they'll poo on it. That PhD is an idioott. Bees see black, they also see red as black and they're more likely to sting you if you have contrasting colors. Example... a friend's black chicken got stung to death by mean bees. Just the black chicken.